Ok, we all had fun with the little lottery we ran on gymble going down. Then we started writing this review and our neglect immediately led the Simians into a recession. The City is in very serious trouble in terms of liability and in terms of credibility. We felt pretty bad that we sat on our asses for four years, so we thought we'd best plug the hole. One hole was good for making my feet do funny things, whereas another was good for evoking childhood memories. We seek progress, not the reestablishment of ancient relics. We guarantee the return of all items listed above within twenty-four hours of delivery and in perfect condition.
Scuse me baby, I need two cigarettes for a dollar, is Nell here? Are you fed up with frequent fastboots? Do you tend to analyze yourself too much? AND WHAT IS THE NET SPEED VELOCITY OF AN XConfigureWindow REQUEST? What are politicians going to tell people when the Constitution is gone and we still have a drug problem? What if we said Messe should be fucked by an elk? Uuh.. here, Ed, would you like a lemon snow cone? The expression on Richard's face is saying, "I don't know, why do you wrap gerbils in duct tape?" But what is it, and how can you use it to spruce up your home page? Woah, come on NetScape. Where's my cursor?
Suppose we tried to make a computer act like Robin Williams or Jonathan Winters? (Vo-vo-de-o!) Idiosyncratic indentations, double-spacing, capitalization, etc., while stamps of individuality, leave one an easy target for parody. So, the idea is, well what is a tool, what is an authoring tool? I'd like to blur the lines, you know. OK, wait, stop! Stop! Stop! Arrgh! Stop! Do I have to do push-ups? But I can't ... -- oomph errrgh aaaaahhh! There, yes! I hope my screen saver hasn't zapped me. Oh, my screen fell in, oh no! I don't know how I got through it with a bad cold, a carton of lemonade to clear my throat, and no hemp in my system for weeks. Before you go insane, I'll change the record.
The Pseudo Scientific Visualizer is the object browser for the other half of your brain, a fish-eye lens for the macroscopic examination of data. It's like having a Roy Lichtenstein painting on your bedroom wall. They're symmetric, evenly divisible along vertical, horizontal, and diagonal axes, and have distinct, well-known directions. Baobob-like roots in the sky and leaves delving gnomishly in circular connections leading to closed-form solutions. The shape of a pac-man briefly flashes on the screen, with its mouth pointing in the direction of the selected menu item. This interactive digital medium is like a mutant morph of an open ended animated spirograph, pantograph, paper doll, potato head, cootie bug, lego, erector set, mouse trap, finger paint, stamp pad, programmable pinball, video game, incredible machine, photo dabbler, image hose, fractal babelizer!
The PSIBER Space Deck is an interactive visual user interface to a graphical programming environment, the NeWS window system. It fakes having orgasms, which works, but has to be slow. Not the Beatles, just an incredible simulation. A prototype is a vehicle to get you to a certian vantage point where you can get a better look at the problem. By initial design this engine was used in the Texas and Oklahoma oil fields and was operated as a stationary assembly. You can pick up the ball with the mouse, and hold it above him, and he sticks out his tongue, licks it up, and swallows it down! What I like doing is to paste the Royal Pine, oh, first let's cool this down a little bit. You paste the Royal Pine, then you let it go a little bit, then you stop it, and then you paste it again. Woops, oh, my goodness. The existence of this product in that universe cannot be guaranteed.
Photoshop is wonderful, but it needs to run in real time. If Your Time is Worthless. Including a fully functional drawing tool. It was cool to be able to draw in PostScript into the evolving cells in real time! You can't do that in linear time! What sort of a snotty nosed gullible girlie do you think I am? If necessary, use a special extended keyboard; or place two keyboards end to end. One way is to set fire to your tie. Think of it as evolution in action.
Zander: "McNealy, huh? I'll fix him. Is he running Solaris?" Madonna: [looking up at microphone] That microphone is really long. "We wear safety equipment," Hines said. "But we're not equipped for dealing with pig heads."
Seventeen 1K-by-32 pixel multi-flavored windows with turds and arrows and documentation panes. Plug Whose Prongs Consist of Six Small Religious Figurines Made of Chocolate. A lifesize doll representing the Postmaster General in full regalia. (Signed at the Hoover Institute.) Empty sewage tank. SMALL DRIED UP PIECES OF CAT SHIT SOAKED IN FUEL OIL ON FOUR LEGS. A frozen pig's tail (it got stuck when it thawed). Lubricate slip yokes with Molybendum Disulfide Grease.
It is always interesting to examine the results of what deep pockets and a clean slate can provide. Link Globally, Interact Locally. A "moral alternative to masturbation." Also known as an Actualized Fantasy Screen Waster (not to be confused with a Virtual Reality Screen Saver). You can almost see the bulges protruding as the World Wide Web. The browser will do everything it can to bring this to the attention of the user. This marvelous mechanism, moreover, is equipped with reversible ardor dampers, omnidirectional consummation amplifiers, absorption philters, paphian peripherals, and "first-sight" flip-flop circuits.
President Reagan promised to join forces with the Soviet Union in case the world was invaded by aliens from outer space. George Bush wouldn't be so worried about flag-burners if he wouldn't wrap himself up in it all the time. Mr. Hakim skipped town, left Teheran, 24 hours before the rescue attempt was to take place. KILL -9 THE HERETIC!!!
Lisp is perceived as a homosexual programming language. Solved by Beastly Incarceration-Concatenation. Reality may tend to move during sex. Blow Jobs. This was, of course, the idea of sucking off the boundary layer.
They thought that the effects of herb were so dangerous that they felt it was better to lie to the american public to save them, as opposed to telling the truth. For example, if you are using joints, have them rolled before the game starts. That's 2700 joints, or an average of 1.25 doobies per hour 24 hours a day, for 90 days! Real drugs give you the sensation of being a floating point. And you were wont to bong --
Figure out what you want to talk about first, and then choose the language. forth know? if honk else forth learn then HyperLook (aka HyperNeWS (aka GoodNeWS)) All jiggle wiggle boogie woogie loose and funky up and down! Methods can be redefined and new objects added at run time. So in a reactive flurry of trendy acronymization, the slogan was condensed into the stylishly Californian name, "NeatWS". C++ really really really really really really really sucks! It's really just Peek and Poke with some syntactic sugar. In our experience, these problems can often be avoided by providing the minimum stimulus to achieve response. Translated by Michael Kandel.
Panic! Bad ialloc! IBM's VM is the happening operating system. But then they took us all for fools By peddling Solaris . . . login: Either that, or include a copy of DFARS 52.227-7013 and the FAR and NASA FAR Supplement with the OPEN WINDOWS documentation! The first fully modular software disaster. Software quality is not a crime. The features don't get in your way if you don't need them. The dereferenced null pointer at the end is used to make sure the output is properly terminated.
Most comforting of all was my nice, soft, fur lined Emacs. 'Cause there are lots of Emacs functions, You know that there are. . . An open ended platform for plugging together dynamically loaded interactive multimedia objects like Legos. An experiment in using a graphical programming environment to construct an interactive visual user interface to itself. It's like this weird Frankenstein panel with strange prosthetic limbs protruding from every orifice, hindering basic bodily functions like breathing and eating and watching TV.
Blinking text and a huge banner in bright bright red 48 point RockyHorror-BoldItalic saying "!!!DEATH TERM!!!". This is a horrible function which should not be needed. A metacircular PostScript interpreter should be compatible with the "exec" operator (modulo bugs and limitations). ...rumor...UIL....didn't meet HP's quality...poop...UIL SUCKS...silly...buggy...inelegant... The human bugs and glitches have a name: SIN, and it's mankind's BASIC problem. "Debug" does not merely display diagnostic information, it actually debugs your program. And you can turn off the sound so your boss doesn't know you're playing!
The other butterfly kept stealing the robot parts I was trying to assemble, flying away with them and dropping them down on the ground. SimCity wants to go "Roar!", "Roar!", "Kaboom!", and my email program wants to go "dinga linga linga ling" at the same time. ARGO CRN STA .69F Ok, whoops, woah, ok! Landed in a tree. Whoosh! Zone? Residential. That sucks! That sucks! That sucks! Wow, that's neat! That sucks!
A dirty mind is better than no mind at all. THINK Philip K Dick is a Visionary Among the Charlatans. Only those who have "eaten" with a *Mouth* can understand the incredible sensations of "Food." So, ok, here's, ha ha ha, I don't know what this guy's name is, he's dude. An object reference may be externalized to a magic cookie. Useful for miming to music (nillie vanilee would love this mixin). This bit of nonsense was constructed entirely out of things people had actually said the day before. Such people have come to be called tourists.
The politicians are taking away our therapeutic drugs. Press 9 to say no in German. A video game-like skills test developed by NASA to test impairment. The tabloids exploited a scientific paper. Micturition in the canid family: the irresistable pull of the hydrant. Filling it up to the brim. Our country did not invent human rights. Human rights invented our country. Because the woman is an empty vessel designed to repond to the right man. You can push onto the spike the broken process. You can always buy a squash in any shape or size.
The JSol award for hypermetabolic activity - A2DEH. Woah, he's brought us to this volcano. Methinks the lady doth protest too much. Under NO circumstances use CRUNCHY peanut butter -- the little chunks of peanuts can irritate the skin of the gila lizard to the point where it will sulk and refuse to pull the feather boa when you need it. Progressive cone lengths allow you to set your own pace. While the whole phenomenon is menacing, one of them by itself is not newsworthy. Nor is it a difficult achievement--even some fish can do it.