Date: Thu, 10 Apr 86 23:26:46 est
From: topaz!unipress!pooh at seismo.CSS.GOV (nasty, brutish and short)
Re: borne in a burst of weirdness
Well, if you want to compile, compile
And if you want to debug, debug--
'Cause there are lots of Emacs functions,
You know that there are. . .

And if you want to use "shell," use "shell"
And if you want to read mail, read mail--
'Cause there are lots of Emacs functions,
You know that there are. . .

You can do what you want--
The auto-fill-hook is on--
And you can write a new mode,
So you just have to type "load"--
And you can set them all TRUE,
And you can make it undo--you see?
Ahh--it's easy,
Ahh--you only need Info. . .

So if you want to compile, compile
And if you want to debug, debug--
'Cause there are lots of Emacs functions,
You know that there are. . .

(with profuse apologies to Cat Stevens/Yusuf Islam)

pooh