The Head Shop

"A dirty mind is better than no mind at all.
A clean mind is the result of brainwashing."
-Walter Breen, The Cynic's Dictionary

"Free your mind, and your ass will follow!"
-George Clinton

All heads are free today. So there are no head taxes, and cybercash and credit cards aren't honored here. We don't even have a head counter. This is a low overhead operation.

Todays Headlines:

Exploding Heads: How to avoid Hyper-Cerebral Electrosis!
Fun With Your New Head: Why don't you buy your new HEAD today?
Reality Instructions: Get your head off in Reality!
HeadView, Virtual Head Space Builder, and HeadServer: Now you can surf head spaces with Artificial Intelligence Marketing Language.
Femfatalatron 1.0 Product Description: Includes autolips, aphrodisial philanderoids, and satyriacal panderynes as standard accessories.
End the Drug War: Legalize it!
Make LSD Fast!
AI Labratories Manual Stimulation Paper: Direct manipulation of equine heads.
Brain Damage (by Howard I. Cannon.): What MIT does to your head.
How to Desconstruct Anything (including heads).
Man's Badge of Authority: Paul (not McCartney) on Long Hair.
A Vacuum Cleaner Love Story: Don't lose your head!
Second Skin: Foreskin Restoration Cones.
Amazing New Sexual Technique: tips on performing Jer-As-Sanon.
Sucking the Boundary Layer: Fluid Dynamicists do it in the air and the water.
If I Only had a Dong: some great songs by Lizzit.
Penis Envy: another song on the same topic.
This is Your Brain on Drugs: Partnership for a Drug-Free America Busted!
The Police State rears Its Ugly Head: scholarly paper exploited by the tabloids.
Penis Length Survey: Digitize your head with the keyboard.
Vatican-approved vibrating machine: Christian Science scores again!
Cecil Adams Column: Where some heads are firmly planted.

Feed Your Heads:

DoggieDiner.gif: The only remaining dog head on a pole in San Francisco, near the zoo.
Brainwash.gif: Great cafe/laundrymat in San Francisco SOMA.
brainbase.jpeg: The base of somebody's brain.
brainbase2.jpeg: More base of somebody's brain.
eyesandbrain.jpeg: Cross your eyes and you'll end up like this.
SportDeath.gif: Only life can kill you.
sport_death.ps: PostScript suitible for printing 100-up.
mandalas.gif: A sheet of mandalas for your head!
Print 'em and eat 'em: you may be one of the lucky 20!

Sick Heads:

Skull.gif: Graffitti from San Francisco.
c3po.gif: C3PO pops a boner!
military-porn.gif: C3PO's queer lover.
iron2.jpg: What they did for fun in the Iron Age.
theeffects.jpeg: The effects of masturbation.
bobbit1.jpg: May I present exhibit A, the missing link.
bobbit2.jpg: Let me explain to the jury how the evidence fits together.
Bobbit.gif: What's that Mac "Control Strip" really about, anyway???
smegmas.gif: How do you spell "xmodmap"?

Figure Heads:

Jellavich.gif: The charismatic head of Bill Jellavich, Mayor of Mountain View. Good guy.
ayatollah.jpg: The Ayatollah Khomeini, head of Iran. Bad guy.
ron-wave.jpg: Ronald Reagan, head of the Iran Contra Scandal.
meese.jpg: Edwin Meese, head of our nation's pigs.
bush.jpg: George Bush, head of the CIA drug smuggling ring.
ollie.jpg: Oliver North, head of Little Caeser's Secret Government franchise.
nixon.jpg: Richard Nixon, head of the covert Jesse Jackson for President campaign.
nixon-elvis.jpg: Nixon and Elvis, head pill taster for the secret drug czar.

Find Your Own Heads:

Here's our educational section! To find out more about heads and head related topics, try searching AltaVista for the following phrases: Head for the hills. Head of the class. I'm going to tear off your head and shit down your neck. Head for the door. Two headed snake. R2D2 gives C3PO head. Head over heels. Phillips head screwdriver. Good head of beer. Red head. Flying stone head. Use your own head!