AIML for Lisp Programmers
Lisp is perceived as a homosexual programming language, so we've cleaned
up its act so it's more acceptable for heterosexuals, added "family
values" as a fundamental data type, and made it syntactically compatible
The "read, eval, print" loop has been replaced by a "read,
eval, click" loop, to support user interaction via browser navigation.
CLOS is has been replaced by EDEN, which lets you use genetic algorythms
to breed new artificial life forms from the built-in fundamental Male and
Female parent classes.