My name is Trurl, and I'm a constructor.

My good friend Klapaucius is also a constructor, but not nearly as great as I.
Here are some of my noteworthy projects, for which I am famous:

• I made a machine that could create anything starting with the letter "N".
  • True to its perfect form, my machine instantly created both Nature to a T, and a mighty Negative in the form of antiprotons, antielectrons, antineutrons, antineutrinos, and a whole antimatter antiworld.
  • Unfortunatly, that rogue Klapaucius unwisely used my machine to bring about the non-existance of nolars, nighzebs, nocs, necs, nallyrakers, neotremes, nonmalrigers, nonconformists, nonentities, nonsense, nonsupport, nearsightedness, narrowmindedness, naughtiness, neglect, nausea, necrophilia, nepotism, not to mention gruncheons, targalisks, shupops, calinatifacts, thists, worches, pritons, and gentle zits, by asking for Nothing!What a Nincompoop.
• I built an eight-story thinking machine that was almost as stubborn and dim as Klapaucius, before he's had his coffee in the morning.
• I made a Machine to Grant Your Every Wish for Klapaucius, but he misused it. He wished for it to make a copy of myself, and then he beat my replica! Fortunately, my replica was as clever as I, so it escaped, and I captured and disassembled it so it could cause Klapaucius no harm.
• I built an Electronic Bard that composes poetry! Here are some of its wonderful poems, for you to enjoy. It passed every test that Klapaucius could devise, and he fled in order to hide his envy and chagrin. Having proved my point, I shall never again make a cybernetic model of the Muse.
• Klapaucius and I published an article called "Recursive Beta-Metafunctions in the Special Case of a Bogus Polypolice Transmogrification Conversion on an Oscillating Harmonic Field of Glass Bells and Green Gig, Kerosene Lamp on the Left to Divert Attention, Solved by Beastly Incarceration-Concatenation."
• I built a Femfatalatron to save Prince Pantagoon from the Pangs of Love, but I had to further resort to a Cannonade of Babies.